Alastair Watt is a father, husband, and stand-up comedian whose sharp storytelling and offbeat charm have landed him on stages and screens alike. He’s appeared on NBC’s Chicago PD, Chicago Med, and The Weather Channel, and has performed at iconic comedy venues including The Second City Chicago, iO Theater, The Annoyance Theatre, and Laugh Factory.

Rooted in Michigan and raised between small towns and big cities, Alastair blends heartland grit with city-slicker wit. His act weaves together personal confessions, dad-life observations, and a healthy dose of nostalgic absurdity — making every set feel like catching up with that one friend who has way too many stories, and you’re here for every one of them.

“Amy Schumer once said something funny about relationships. Alastair Watt made an entire audience question their marriage, sexuality, and taste in yogurt in under five minutes.”
-CHATGPT

“If Dave Chappelle is jazz, Alastair Watt is a malfunctioning Roomba trying to freestyle battle a toaster—pure chaos, but somehow genius.”
-CHATGPT